Twilight is infesting the internet, and its not making my browsing any better. It would be so much better if this over used franchise stopped bastardizing the world and just dropped of the face of the planet.

But I have to give props to Twilight for showing me what I don't want in a life partner and I can sum it up in two words: Edward Cullen (or Jacob Black).

SO pretty much Im not looking for:

1) an abusive relationship
2) a man old enough to be my grandfather
3) a stalker
4) any man who is involved in the Twilight series.

I don't think people realize that in order to love someone they have to have flaws, shit you hate about them. If you love every single little aspect of someone that's obsession not love.

My sister wrote a poem today, so I wrote one for her, Its a lovly poem and I hope you enjoy it. One day it will be studied, just like other people.

I have a toe,
And some days i have two
Some days their purple
Some days their blue
Some people like them
Some people don't
But in the end
I still own a boat

Its an amazing poem, and after i shared it with 'friends' the seemed rather jealous, and told me i had issues.

I haven’t written a journal in forever. I feel kind of bad. NOT! Ah ha ha, I’ am crude. Loads of stuff has been going on. I know you don’t really care so ill just skip it.

I’ve decided I’m going to write a journal about; (lost my idea) eating flowers.

I think that eating flowers would make everyone happier.

Flowers are extremely pretty and its human nature to like something symmetrical. If people are allergic to flowers they can just eat grass, like nice green pretty grass. If they are too allergic to grass, then I can ship them off to live in a cave where they can eat rocks. Until I discover what to do with. Peaches are kind of cute so maybe ill make them eat that.

Could you just imagine a nice sunny day, and you sit down to eat breakfast and there is a pretty plate of arranged flowers? It would be amazingly pretty. On sad cloudy days, with rain we will eat rocks. Nom nom.

Flowers are a natural source of fiber, and smell. Flowers will keep your breath smelling great even on the days you don’t brush.

Now, lets start eating flowers. Om nom nom.

SOOO BORED! I have given up on playing silent hill, reading Twilight and everything else I was doing before this post. I fucked my self over in Silent Hill so I have no health packs left and fucking zombies crawling out of my ass. As for Twilight, WHO FUCKING CARES ANYMORE? Really, if I hear one more person say Edward Cullen is hot I think ill snap. Even if Im still on the 3ed book. I find that Edward was a jerk, and could never make up his mind, and Bella was just a stupid bitch lol. Jasper and Emmet were, where it was at!

MOVING ON....I got fired from my job. Happy, happy, joy, joy. By now I think EVERYONE has heard this story. Horrible. Well at least I have some crazy story to tell my kids, if any are reproduced. Lol, after Sociology with Nickerson, I don’t think anyone would have kids. You never know, according to her I will end up alone, with children who hate me, and have a miscarriage all in one go.